2021.12.04 23:08 josukedrinkskohii Do You guys Play on Auto?
2021.12.04 23:08 MizWhatsit Interview with a Would-Be Zombie Kitten Necromancer (100% true story)
So I tried recruiting a new player for my all-women D&D group. We’ve parted ways with one player we had all come to despise, so we’re considering inviting one new player to join.
I know one woman who I’ll call Gemma. Gemma’s a friend from some of my creative writing classes, who writes highly imaginative dark fantasy fiction, so I thought she might be a woman after our own hearts. I gave her a call one evening recently and pitched the game to her.
Gemma: “That sounds fun! I played D&D in high school and loved it!”
Me: “Any ideas for a character?”
“Yes. I want to play a necromancer.”
“Okay! An elven culture in this game world has a kind of necromancy where they preserve their undead honored ancestors by means of white magic, it’s called the Undying Court — ”
“No, no, way too much boring sweetness and light. I want to play a dark necromancer who can raise zombie servants. Her dark power comes from within, a wild talent. Her parents discovered their daughter was not like other girls when they found her in her pink and white bedroom one night, playing with a litter of zombie kittens. When she was like, nine.”
“Uh, I don’t think that’s gonna fly with the other players. We’ve got a neutral good magic user, a lawful good paladin, and a true neutral Rogue with a heart of gold. I can guarantee you that all of them are going to have a problem with the necromantic zombification of baby kittens. Plus one of our main contacts is a Tabaxi NPC who’ll flip shit if she sees that.”
“It’s my character and that’s what she would do.” (ALREADY!) “The greatest quest of her life is to have a zombie tiger as her familiar. And maybe a wolf, too.”
“So what would her alignment be?”
“Evil. Maybe neutral evil.”
“Right, right. So anyway, besides creating zombie animals, what else is going on with this character? Where was she born, what race is she?”
“Oh I don’t know. I just want to play a necromancer with a bunch of zombie pets who do her bidding. So when is the first game?”
“I don’t know, it’s kind of up in the air, I’ll let you know. Nice talking to you, bye!”
Later, at our next game session:
“So how did it go with that other player you talked to?”
“She wants to play a dark necromancer who likes to kill and reanimate kittens. That’s the whole character — this one chick, neutral evil, no name or backstory, who has a whole horde of zombie kittens. The Herbert West of housepets.”
Looks are exchanged across the table. “Um… she’s not actually joining us, right?”
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2021.12.04 23:08 legofan98 Logged into Facebook just to see this garbled mess
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2021.12.04 23:08 Bubbly-Device-8208 anyone else remember Karina Irby? She was popular in fitness back when Jen selter was, now she just does Moana bikinis! ANYWAYS she preaches about normal bodies and posting not edited pictures and embracing yourself. But she posted these on her story, so heavily filtered that you can’t see her nose
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2021.12.04 23:08 Flimsy_Incident263 Am down for meetup hmu let's have some fun
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2021.12.04 23:08 bWerntzey What time can I watch episode 5?
2021.12.04 23:08 teanailpolish 'Below Deck's Adrienne Gang Reveals She Had a Miscarriage
2021.12.04 23:08 Bluecomments [Serious]When it comes to literature or stories in general, what are the ones that ultimately age best? Is it the ones with best character development? With the most philosophical questions? The most grounded in reality? The ones more fantastical? The most complex?
2021.12.04 23:08 DJ-Corgigeddon As my first racing game, I'm so very disappointed with this game's UI, menu, and online menus.
My friend and I have been trying to get together to play for three different nights now over the last week and a half and no matter how we try to make a convoy, we can't. Any events we do, we're only in races together. We can't get into the open world with other drivers. We can't figure out any of this stuff.
Why the hell is this system so absolutely busted? I legit haven't been able to play with other players in my last two sessions.
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2021.12.04 23:08 Guh-ZOINKSbo Don't mind if I do!
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2021.12.04 23:08 fakesudopluto advent of code days 3 & 4 (ruby, golang, cpp)
2021.12.04 23:08 Educational_Bread_0 21 [M4F] US - On a quest for love
Hey there! The name's Seth currently looking for my forever person and thought I'd try my luck out on reddit a little bit about me: I'm 6'0, blonde, a freckled face with blue eyes I really enjoy music, cartoons, anime, and just getting to know the other person I struggle with anxiety and am not the best at talking but can confidently say I'm loyal and would do anything for my partner I love clinginess and sappiness and am quite the romantic myself hope to hear from you soon! Have a great rest of your day/evening.
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2021.12.04 23:08 Nik_Eh Soxtoo
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2021.12.04 23:08 n-o-o-b-s-a-i-b-o-t I have also joined the mod team.
2021.12.04 23:08 stankmanly Alhaji Grunsah apologises to Asamoah Gyan over ‘bloated buttocks’ comment
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2021.12.04 23:08 Southern-Kale3741 Thinking about ordering for the first time
I'm thinking about ordering Oura Ring and I have some questions: 1. How does the size checking works? 2. Can you remove it easily? 3. Do you guys use it most of the day or just for sleep? 4. What did you benefit from the product? 5. Can you tell me a bit about your experience?
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2021.12.04 23:08 321999 [chat] 51m, Raleigh, NC let's grab drinks
2021.12.04 23:08 Admirable_Ninja286 Made a few while cursing calculus
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2021.12.04 23:08 gr3iau Getting ready for a cold brew Christmas and need some advice
2021.12.04 23:08 Dizenzo Miska enjoying the sunset
2021.12.04 23:08 TheArchitect_7 Philly gets lots of hate. What are some things the city gets right?
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2021.12.04 23:08 LazyM914 Belgian Painting
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2021.12.04 23:08 Lilium--Stravos Help with mods please !! Can some one please help me ? I have no idea what to do I just was trying to download SMAPI so that I can add mods to my game and I was following along with a video but then this happened and I have no idea what this means I should do please help
2021.12.04 23:08 Ezzaskywalker_11 When you ask 7 of your friends to hang out, but they're all busy